It’s been a while since we kept you guys posted on recent happenings, so here’s a little something to prove that we’re not dead. Not only that, we’re making some steady progress on the album front. Huzzah!
…because we have a rather charitable offer you surely can’t refuse!
In the spirit of the Movember season, we will give away our remaining t-shirts to the highest donors through our Movember Team Page at the end of the month! At the time of writing we’re getting very, very close to the £100 mark. The generosity of all those who have donated so far has been fantastic! We still have time to raise a little more though, so this seemed like a great way to do it!
There are exactly 6 of the original print run left, as modeled above by the lovely Ruby True:
1 x small (black)
2 x medium (black)
2 x large (grey)
1 x 2XL (black)
That’s it. No more, no less.
How’s this gonna work? Simple! Just put which size/colour you would like in the message box when you make your donation, and we’ll get in touch by email at the end of the month to take care of the rest! So if you haven’t donated yet, and you’d like to get hold of a little piece of Collision Process history, there’s never been a better time!
Slight disclaimer: This is all meant for fun and charity, and with so few shirts left of course there’s a chance you may miss out if someone else gets the size you were looking for with a higher donation. If that happens, we’re sorry and we know it sucks, but please try to keep hold of that warm fuzzy feeling you get for helping out a great cause instead. Or you could donate more! Either way, let’s keep it sensible and fun!
To spur you on, here’s a little update on our facial prowess:
Thanks guys, and good luck!
A lot of our friends of the lady persuasion often complain about how there are no real gentlemen left any more. To this, we say: Piffle!
While we’re busy working on our album in the CPU (Collision Processing Unit that is – see what we did there?) it gives us plenty of time to partake in other distinguished activities, such as growing our facial hair. Even better – this month we get to raise money for some men’s health charities as we do it!
Currently Adam and Dan are both fully signed up MoBro’s for this noble cause (not forgetting support from our lovely lovely MoSista Ruby True!), and with a bit of peer pressure we might just convince the other three miserable gits to join up and grow one for the team as well.
So, if you’d be so kind as to support a couple of fine, upstanding, charitable, and of course devilishly handsome gents by making a small donation to the cause, we would be most grateful if you could follow the link to our Movember team page!
Now what could be more gentlemanly than that?
This past week, we officially started the arduous task of recording our debut full-length album! It feels like it’s been a long time coming (I think it’s fair to say we underestimated the time scale on which we work), but it’s finally happening now, and we’ve got plenty of stuff to be getting on with…
In case you hadn’t realised yet, we have a lovely new website for your viewing pleasure. Content is maybe a little thin on the ground right now, but there’s plenty on its way in the not too distant!
In the meantime, here’s a little taste of just how lovely this new website is – the video for our most recent studio shenanigans, embedded right into the page. How about that.
We’ve been a tad quiet lately, all things considered. But finally we can reveal why.
As some of you may be aware by now, regrettably Dave Payne is no longer a member of Collision Process. It’s been an honour and a privilege, and we’re all truly grateful for his contributions to the band. We wish him every success in the future!
The show must go on however, and so on a lighter note please welcome our new drummer Richard Kirk! We’re tremendously excited to have such an absolute monster on board with us – here’s to the road ahead!
Season’s greetings folks! For the rest of December, we’re knocking £1 off our EP and t-shirts, and £2 off the merch bundles! Shirts are in VERY short supply now, so the size and colour options are limited, but if we have something you like there’s never been a better time to get your hands on it!